The mission of F3 is to plant, grow and serve small workout groups for the invigoration of male community leadership.
Conditions: Cold, Mid-to-low 30’S and the wind made it much colder. Those cyclists are co-razy!
FNGs: None
COP: Lotta good Creamer mumble chatter to begin…took the cyclists and a few mutha ruckas some extra minutes to join the circle and get told to get as many miles as they please – but please don’t get hurt on the tough screets of Nexton because I’m no pro & F3 is like a Ghost cause it can’t be sued and you’re taking your health and safety into your own hands. A few looked almost frightened enough to turn back…but they didn’t. Bravery at its finest. We warmed up with chatter and laughter and very slow starts to our runs, rucks & rides.
The Thang: I devised clearly the MOST complex Weinke that F3 has ever seen to date. This is because the workout plan consisted of thousands upon thousands of steps. I couldn’t possibly enumerate all of the steps in this measly little backblast. If you really wanted to know, you shoulda dragged your sorry sack of poop outta the bed and shown up. Otherwise, I refuse to tell you all of the steps involved in my brilliant, mind-blowing, paradigm-shifting, mold-breaking, cream-inducing workout plan. It is The Creamer. To experience The Creamer, you just can’t read about it. You’ve got to live it. But trust me, it included THOUSANDS of steps.
Mary: Still nobody named Mary working at Starbucks today. And it was a freakin’ sausage factory in the dining area. Definitely no Mary on our side of the registers.
Numberama: 33!!!
Namerama: Dang, man – just look at the tags below or the PAX list above cause I ain’t typing 33 names again. Say what? I’m lazy?! You’re lazy if you don’t want to scroll up or down!!! Jackass.
Pledge and COT: Completed
Announcements: it might have been so cold that announcements were skipped right over and straight into prayer requests. Maybe. Plus, this was the last day in 2017, so it’s kinda like there were no more announcements left for the year and that crap would all start back up on 1/1/18. That’s totally why I skipped that. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
Prayer requests: Bubble Head’s wife has just been diagnosed with cancer. Please keep them in your prayers as it’s very early in the process and they will have a lot to deal with. Repo had a family member pass away overseas. I apologize to others for not remembering more requests.
Devo: Awesome tag team by Too Much and Goose. You shoulda been there, cause it’s a day later and I can’t think of how to type it up here.
Moleskin: The Creamer truly is an amazing AO. 33(!!!) badasses braved the cold to run, ride (what?!?) and ruck at 5AM(!!!!) on the last day of 2017, which was a Sunday(!!!!!). What an awesome way to finish the year! The funny thing is, the 2nd F is what really makes this a special AO. I believe the fellowship is what makes it worth getting outta the fartsack so stinking early on what should be the one day that F3ers actually sleep in. I love it, many others also love it and it’s definitely a highlight of the week. Oh, and I manage to get a few miles in while I’m there. Sweet. Happy 2018 you crazy bunch of Brothers!!!
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