That Day Chum and Ma Bell decided to be A holes

The mission of F3 is to plant, grow and serve small workout groups for the invigoration of male community leadership.

Conditions: COLD LOW 30’S  W/ SLIGHT WIND

FNGs: NONE DISCLAIMER GIVEN ANYWAY

COP:  TTT X 20 IC;  PAX INSTRUCTED TO KEEP ARMS UP UNTIL TOLD TO PUT DOWN.  LBAC X 20 (Chum dropped arms.  A hole move #1); 10 burpees OYO; LBAC x 20 in reverse (Ma Bell dropped arms.  A hole move #2) 10 burpees OYO.  Jail break to No parking sign and back.

The Thang:

Partner up for Dora.  Partner 1 runs to bridge before entrance and then runs backwards over bridge in back while Partner 2 does exercises below.  Then flap jack.

100 burpees; 150 WWI situps, 200 hand release merkins

Continued this until 543 when YHC turned Day Care around from his run.

Mary: 25 LBC IC.  JAIL BREAK BACK TO FLAG FROM NO PARKING SIGN

Numberama: 9

Namerama: Kenny G, Ma Bell, Fish N Chips, Waldo,  Chum, Day Care, Penny, Defib, Sakrete

Pledge and COT

Announcements: Mud Run.  Sign up then get your team together.  Walk for Water this Saturday.  Shamrock shuffle this Saturday.

Devo: YHC put eyes on Quaker this weekend.  Seems to be doing really well.  No permanent damage from his stroke.  Ma Bell added that being fit does not prevent these medical things from happening but it helps us recover from them.  Quaker assures me he will be back as soon as the doctor releases him.

So now I am giving you a new commandment: Love each other. Just as I have loved you, you should love each other. (NLT) ( John 13:34 )

 

In a time when politics abound and culture is at war with itself, how do we react? Should we jump in the middle, pick a side, and point fingers? Do we volley attacks at our own brothers and sisters who think differently? The first rule of thumb is to not pass judgment. Then, seriously determine what is the most loving response, one that would inspire others. Couldn’t this world use a bit more love?

 

Moleskin:  As of 1800 Monday evening no one had the Q at Bedrock.  YHC picked it up.  YHC tossed around a few ideas and settled on this one.  Originally, the Dora was going to be 50 burpees, 100 WWI SIT UPS, 150 hand release merkins, 200 LBC, and 250 squats then if time allowed we would have ran sprints either in parking lot or back and forth to the no parking sign.  It was obvious very early on that Chum and Ma Bell were itching to do Burpees.  So much so that they couldn’t keep their arms up after doing LBAC before heading in reverse and then again after reverse before heading to Morracan night clubs.  YHC scrapped the Morracan night clubs on account of not wanting to do more burpees knowing what was coming.  Pulled the trigger on the 50 rep increase for each exercise to appease Chum and Ma Bell who “wanted to get the blood moving”.  When we got to the hand release merkins Ma Bell said, “Alright Sakrete, Ill ask you.  You did say hand release merkins right?”  After answering that he was correct and 200 of them needed to be done YHC was called a c**cksucker.  Quote of the morning followed that conversation.  Sakrete “no sir I have never done that not one time in my life”  Defib “maybe you should”.  I’m sorry what?

YHC was early.  Fish N Chips was early.  Penny got there before the warmup.  Fish N Chips dropped some knowledge during the devotion. Defib didn’t pass out.  Chum and Day Care got 4 miles in this morning SCS and  Waldo got 3 miles in.  Kenny G paraphrased the devotion simply to say “don’t be a dick”.  Chum and Ma Bell are A holes. 

 

Good push from everyone this morning.  Always a good time at the Country Club!