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That Time The Q was Late To Faultline

  • When: 20180606
  • QIC: Stalker
  • The PAX: Bellator (respect), X-ray (respect), Lake Effect (respect), Headgear, Space Cowboy, Minivan, Caterpillar, Beewax, Trojan, Good Times


2018-06-06 by Stalker

Intro:  Since this is an election year,

The official statement:

“This morning, Stalker and Headgear collaborated and meticulously planned a BC worthy of the capable PAX of Summerville/Goose Creek/N. Chas F3. Stalker and Headgear – the Q’s you know, the Q’s you trust. Working for you!”

The lie:

Stalker was late to Faultline this morning because he ran a full marathon on the way to The Shocker. There, he completely dominated the other PAX in attendance, before having mercy on them and leaving for Faultline with plenty of time to spare. Unfortunately, while running to Faultline, at a sub 5:00 pace, he was compelled to rescue a cat from a tree, carry an entire family out of a burning house, before pushing a stalled truck off of the RR tracks.

The reality:

Stalker, for some reason, thought Faultline started at 0545, not 0530, and stopped at The Shocker on the way in. Headgear, seeing that the Q was MIA, stepped-up and took charge. When Stalker arrived, the PAX were “warming up” with 300 merkins.

Disclaimer:  No FNG’s.

Warmup:  300 merkins (Dora style)

Thang: 

11’s – WW1 situps & heels to Heaven

Gorilla shuffle to other side of tennis courts

11’s – Carolina drydocks & mtn climbers

Crawl bear back across tennis courts

Mary:  drill instructor, LBC’s, pickle pounders, side pickle pounders, flutter kicks

Numberama, Namerama, Pledge, Announcements, Prayer Requests:

BOM:

DEVO: “People with understanding control their anger; a hot temper shows great foolishness.”  Proverbs 14:29

 

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