INTRO: A funny thing happened on the way to The Den this morning. YHC found himself in Sville beside a police officer driving a Charger. At each green light, the Charger would accelerate quickly…and so would YHC. We paced each other down 17A, well above the speed limit, all the way to Cypress Gardens Rd. Was YHC screwing with him? Yeah, just a little. YHC turned right, then the cop turned right. YHC passed The Den AO, heading to the adjacent neighborhood, and turned left onto Hwy 52. The cop turned left onto Hwy 52. The cop sped past YHC, turned off of Hwy 52 into the neighborhood. YHC turned into the neighborhood. The cop turned down a random street. YHC turned onto the same random street. What are the chances two cars that met near Sticky Fingers in Sville at 0435 would now be going to the same place in a neighborhood in Moncks Corner? The cop was obviously asking himself the same question, because he stopped abruptly in the middle of the road and confronted YHC. After a brief conversation, YHC was able to convince the cop that he was simply dropping off a 60# sandbag in the neighborhood park to accompany the PAX at The Den during their morning workout. The same workout for which YHC is now late.
10 men did the harder thing, and enjoyed some fellowship in the process.
COP: Led by Tinder – TTT, et al.
THANG: Run into the the adjacent neighborhood. At the first stop, do 10 Melbourne Mums. At the second stop, 15 derkins. At the third stop, 20 V-wipers. At the park, 10 bear-merkins and 10 bear-gorilla squats. On the way out of the park, the PAX found a 60# sandbag in the bushes, which the PAX took turns carrying back. At the first stop, 20 V-wipers, 15 derkins and 10 Melbourne Mums. At the second stop, 15 derkins and 10 Melbourne Mums. At the third stop, 10 Melbourne mums.
At the AO, the PAX took turns doing a bag burpee, then throwing the bag forward. Repeat until we reach the flag.
MARY: alternate heel touches, lateral crunches, WW1 situps
Numberama, Namerama, Pledge, Announcements:
DEVO: To paraphrase, we all need a Nathan (mentor/accountability partner) to our King David (sinner/maker of poor choices). And we should all be open to being someone else’s Nathan, when called upon. 2 Samuel 12:7-14
MOLESKIN: Welcome FNG Shipless, formerly known as Brantley Altman. Shipless recently retired from the US Navy after a 25yr career, of which he spent exactly 4 days onboard a Navy ship.
Welcome FNG Fish Stick, formerly known as Joshua Tysk. Fish Stick is a 33 yr-old single guy, who works for a trucking logistics company, and whose passions include fishing. The benefits of being single…
Thank you, Tinder, for maintaining the standard and starting the BC promptly at 0500. I would have expected no less.